should I be actually doing this?

Blue field entropic phenomenon

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 11:17:58 -0400

Apparently I have this irritating eye condition that enables me to see the white blood cells squeezing through the capillaries of my eye. In short I’m seeing lots of blue and red dots and it’s annoying the hell off me. Treatment you say?
None that I got told except with time my brain will switch off seeing this.
People say I’m evolving, maybe a mutation? Is this the beginning of the x-men? Nope just another boring neuro symptom. It only took nearly ten years for doctors to come up with this. The last doctor I saw diagnosed it in five minutes. Why should it take nearly a decade of stupidity?
I leave with just that rant

Bgt finale A dog A dog has won A dog We wonder why this country is as it is when a dog is the best...

Sun, 20 May 2012 15:30:32 -0400

Bgt finale
A dog
A dog has won
A dog
We wonder why this country is as it is when a dog is the best thing we can showcase for talent?

Another exercise of lining cowells pockets and proof of a fix. The hairy kid could sing yet a dog beats him?!
Words escape me

Britains got talent. Where do I start? The first time, a novelty. The second time boring. The...

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:11:43 -0400

Britains got talent.

Where do I start?
The first time, a novelty.
The second time boring.
The third just one big fat cliche.

Cue montage. Cue montage with crap music played every time something slightly sad has happened to overnight fame seeking chump unaware of the millions they will get milked of in royalties all going to alpha dwarf cowell. The perfect example of someone suffering short man syndrome . He smugly smirks away knowing joe public is going to line his pockets in phone votes, record royalties and “tours”
Yet still this persistant drivel is forced down my throat and I have to listen to it left right and centre. I genuinely believe dwarf cowell is much to blame with society today. The general public believe fame comes from being picked on this popularity concert he rams down your throat every 6 months and when they fall flat on their arse they spit their dummies crying and blaming everyone but themselves. To become a celebrity shouldn’t because he says so. It used to be actual talent being discovered and if you weren’t, oh well wasn’t meant to be and they would get on with life and get a career rather than set fire to currys.
Is subo actually any good?or is it a concocted master money making plan playing on the oh so sad factor?
I’d continue but I feel I’m repeating myself like those crappy montages

The good old days?

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 14:52:40 -0500

The good old days?

Facebook At first you are amazed at how many people you know, then disappointment at the fact that...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 15:55:31 -0500

Facebook

At first you are amazed at how many people you know, then disappointment at the fact that they still spout the same bile they did fifteen years ago. The boring fact they now have three kids,some in their late teens that are procreating unlicensed ready to rob/stab/bludgeon you on a cider filled binge. The school “friends” that bullied all now wish to make amends by selecting you as a number to enlarge their egos. The ridiculous friend suggestions and the pathetic, multiple attempts they make to make you a number. I am not a number and I still occasionally post on Facebook. Why? To just make me feel better. To know that I’ve aged better. To know I’m not that pathetic. Note that like twitter there are a handful of people on there I’d class as close friends, very few. They’re the ones that don’t repeat their statuses, that don’t like gloating about that pretend career and most importantly don’t bore me

People are the same everywhere

Business jargon Bull shit acronyms To confuse only those full of self importance. Justification of...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 15:09:04 -0500

Business jargon

Bull shit acronyms
To confuse only those full of self importance. Justification of their own self narcissism by trying to confuse those around as only they know and care about the rubbish they spout. All day we are surrounded by acronyms to support the self important. I’d go on but this rant is boring me even.

Photo

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 14:53:08 -0500

As rants go I could be here forever. The Olympics what a farce, to start I live within 25 mins of...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 16:45:14 -0500

As rants go I could be here forever.

The Olympics

what a farce, to start I live within 25 mins of the olympic village and Im not a sports fan in the slightest (one of those alpha male type things, yes I know females compete but its the alpha thing I dont do). But the only time I feign interest in something to make me the slightest bit proud in the dreary country I abide goes wrong. I “bid” on 3 events of non descript interest in the slightest hope of getting a ticket and not a sausage. This farce transpires later that you need to bid on thousands of pounds worth so the highest bidder wins???!!?? you also have to pay for all the tickets you win??!!! so the main people to win have lots of excess credit on their barclaycard and barclays wank who make off the interest. Absolute elitist horseshit.

I shall be vetoing the olympics.

#sportisforlosers #proof

Photo

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:13:16 -0500

Photo

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:12:33 -0500

Too much to rant about Can’t seem to focus my ranting one subject matter. There’s too...

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 15:54:31 -0500

Too much to rant about
Can’t seem to focus my ranting one subject matter. There’s too much going on that’s wrong. Perhaps it’s me? Surely everyone can’t be stupid and selfish. It appears that most are.
Why do people insist on telling me how much they have, how much they’ve got, how much money they have and how much they’ve spent?
I don’t care.
If you want me to dislike you please do carry on and tell me and try your “one upmanship”
I have what I have I don’t need to share it with you. Why would I ? Is what you have to share with me of interest? Nope
Never will be.

Next rant I think will be Olympic aimed

This sums things up for me “Frankly, Mr Shankly this position I’ve held It pays my way...

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:53:38 -0500

This sums things up for me

“Frankly, Mr Shankly this position I’ve held
It pays my way and it corrodes my soul
I want to leave, you will not miss me
I want to go down in musical history

Frankly, Mr Shankly,I’m a sickening wreck
I’ve got the 21st century breathing down my neck
I must move fast, you understand me
I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr Shankly

Fame, fame, fatal fame
It can play hideous tricks on the brain
But still I’d rather be famous than righteous or holy
Any day, any day, any day

But sometimes I’d feel more fulfilled
Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Frankly, Mr Shankly this position I hold
It pays my way and it corrodes my soul
Oh I didn’t realise that you wrote poetry
I didn’t realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry
Mr Shankly

Frankly, Mr Shankly since you ask
You are a flatulent pain in the ass
I do not mean to be so rude
Though I must speak frankly, Mr Shankly
Oh give us your money!”

Morrissey

Today I endured brain numbing forced learning. I may as well be a robot. It has got to the point...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:30:26 -0500

Today I endured brain numbing forced learning. I may as well be a robot. It has got to the point where I look forward to insomnia. Why??!

The
Only
Way
Is
Essex
Where do I begin? So much to rant on. The fact that these morons exist on a day to day basis
Amy child’s looks like a demonic clown with all that slap. The males I only know what I’ve briefly seen/read/overheard and that’s enough to tie the knot on my noose.
When did society decide to place these morons on pedestals and deem their pathetic lives celebrity status??
I personally blame the cowell. A narcissistic midget who regards himself as god. I know he nothing to do with that Essex shit (that I know of) but because of that tossers opinion or view on stardom we have the likes of one fucking direction. He decides on who gets fame and for how long. Who made him god of the music business? Twat. Because of this any dick thinks fame and fortune land on your lap by doing fuck all but a wanky audition. Autocratic little midget. I WILL LIKE WHAT MUSIC I WANT!!!!!!!!!!
Talentless shit like tiny temper (don’t care on spelling it’s “name”) pass lyrics that the general populous deem award winning quote

I don’t do small talk with strangers. I don’t want to hear “I’ve spent...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:56:40 -0500

I don’t do small talk with strangers.
I don’t want to hear “I’ve spent this, I’ve got this it cost…..etc” how on gods earth is that going to effect my life??
How??
Is it mine? No
Will it enter my life? No
Will it effect me in a positive way? No
Will it make me think your a materialistic, bullshitting, self absorbed idiot? Yes most likely
I have no tolerance for strangers, rarely do I see the good in most. My issue I know but if I’m somewhere I don’t know anyone chances are I haven’t got the tolerance for bullshit small talk about your spending and drinking ability. I don’t care. On the rare occasions someone flicks a switch in me I make the effort. Miserable bastard maybe but I’m not designed to be sociable with people I’ve nothing in common with. If your reading this you’ve effected me in a good way. Thank you.

Benefit scroungers
Where to start?
I can’t get tax relief as I earn £600 more than the threshold but if I was a chavvy scumeth with yoyo knickers and an alcohol issue plus four inbred children from 4 inbred 13 year olds I could choose a house and sit there watching Jeremy kyle (keeping an eye out for friends and relatives) eating myself into obesity with my tracky bottoms and fake ug boots rent free. Safe in the knowledge that people like us will pay their taxes(without choice)to fund new play station games for Whitney jordon kayleigh and dolce.
Oxygen thieves!!
How dare they. The government now says that they overpaid me in tax relief and I owe them £140?!?
What about my propping up the scum that prowl the streets with their 3litre bottles of charger lager with taxes you’ve raped from me?? Only for them to hand it back to the obese the lazy and stupid.

They will get it back at 50p per month like those that get fined for hospitalizing the frail and say they can’t afford to pay the fine with the free money my chump tax theyre given

I’m not negative I consider myself a realist

Where do I begin? As mediocrity continues in my “invisible until it goes wrong”...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:30:18 -0500

Where do I begin?

As mediocrity continues in my “invisible until it goes wrong” existence my day is littered with awfulness and lazy inconsiderate procrastinators. Listening to the self important they own everything general public I find it hard to stop myself from bursting out a big fat middle finger and numerous expletives (the derby in me). I class myself as intolerant but I think I must be the opposite as I would have exploded by now. I am teetering on the edge. As one of my few south friends points out I’m like Michael Douglas in falling down (but much more dashing).

Aaargh
Road rage abundance
Where the fuck did these southern buffoons learn to drive??!!?
Undertake me just to get one car ahead in the jam 10feet in front to rush to a job they hate.
Wankers
I further my point by what happened in the snow. Im driving down a road that hadn’t been gritted (another south thing that’s intelligent) and I have a van so close to me I can see the morons Chelsea emblem on his tacky top. I decide to teach moron A by just braking quickly to see in my mirror the van mount the pavement to prevent hitting me. Oops. Like I care. He drove a way from me at a slower speed after that. Call me the educator of the challenged. This kind of crap driving is commonplace every day. If I had my way there’d be retests every 3 years. It would create revenue and rid the streets of the challenged.

My rant is sedate for now just trying to work out where to begin next.

“I’m the darkness in the light”
Devine comedy

Sorry posted rant too early without completing. “yeah yeah we bring the stars out We bring...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:54:44 -0500

Sorry posted rant too early without completing.

“yeah yeah we bring the stars out
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out
Let’s have a toast, a celebration, get a glass out
And we can do this until we pass out”

What the bollocks does this shit mean?!
I’ve seen better lyrics on cbeebies!
This is the crap that the public look to and emulate. So no wonder we are fucked using this shit to look up to.

I am a self called music nazi. But if I like it, I like it. If I don’t that’s because it’s talentless shit. It should have some form of meaning. That guff means nothing. I can’t even bring myself to analyze that wank. The thought of trying to put meaning to it makes me shudder. We should look up to musicians and their ability to translate life. Not try and make infantile poems.

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure
Oscar Wilde

Rant temporary over

I’ve no idea if this works I have days ahead of forced learning and the lack of ability to...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:47:04 -0500

I’ve no idea if this works
I have days ahead of forced learning and the lack of ability to find something different. Depressingly no time even for music. What the shit has happened to stop me?!
Anyway nothing on TV nothing decent to read trying to read the vision of purgatory it’s a bit of a hard read if I’m honest.
Enough of this semi pretend intelligence. An observation. The people with money and big houses around are made up of the following. Middle class materialistic wankers, bullshitters and self employed tax cheats. How the hell has my window cleaner got a van with pimped wheels? I will tell you because the arse charges. £10 for my front windows?!! Back in derby the window cleaner charged 50p front and back!! Though I have been informed it’s now £1.50. I’m not jealous of the fraudsters just annoyed that I’m a mug for not doing things incorrectly and struggling for it.
Enough for now my thumb hurts
Age

Today man flu has struck me down in my prime. I have nothing else to say

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:01:44 -0500

Today man flu has struck me down in my prime.
I have nothing else to say

Today I’ve embraced the high forehead and requiffed slightly Should I have at my age

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:55:30 -0500

Today I’ve embraced the high forehead and requiffed slightly
Should I have at my age

?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:41:16 -0500

First attempt.
What do I write?
Hmmm
Nothing?
Or rant?