The good old days?
Apparently I have this irritating eye condition that enables me to see the white blood cells squeezing through the capillaries of my eye. In short I’m seeing lots of blue and red dots and it’s annoying the hell off me. Treatment you say?
None that I got told except with time my brain will switch off seeing this.
People say I’m evolving, maybe a mutation? Is this the beginning of the x-men? Nope just another boring neuro symptom. It only took nearly ten years for doctors to come up with this. The last doctor I saw diagnosed it in five minutes. Why should it take nearly a decade of stupidity?
I leave with just that rant
A dog has won
We wonder why this country is as it is when a dog is the best thing we can showcase for talent?
Another exercise of lining cowells pockets and proof of a fix. The hairy kid could sing yet a dog beats him?!
Words escape me
Britains got talent.
Where do I start?
The first time, a novelty.
The second time boring.
The third just one big fat cliche.
Cue montage. Cue montage with crap music played every time something slightly sad has happened to overnight fame seeking chump unaware of the millions they will get milked of in royalties all going to alpha dwarf cowell. The perfect example of someone suffering short man syndrome . He smugly smirks away knowing joe public is going to line his pockets in phone votes, record royalties and “tours”
Yet still this persistant drivel is forced down my throat and I have to listen to it left right and centre. I genuinely believe dwarf cowell is much to blame with society today. The general public believe fame comes from being picked on this popularity concert he rams down your throat every 6 months and when they fall flat on their arse they spit their dummies crying and blaming everyone but themselves. To become a celebrity shouldn’t because he says so. It used to be actual talent being discovered and if you weren’t, oh well wasn’t meant to be and they would get on with life and get a career rather than set fire to currys.
Is subo actually any good?or is it a concocted master money making plan playing on the oh so sad factor?
I’d continue but I feel I’m repeating myself like those crappy montages
At first you are amazed at how many people you know, then disappointment at the fact that they still spout the same bile they did fifteen years ago. The boring fact they now have three kids,some in their late teens that are procreating unlicensed ready to rob/stab/bludgeon you on a cider filled binge. The school “friends” that bullied all now wish to make amends by selecting you as a number to enlarge their egos. The ridiculous friend suggestions and the pathetic, multiple attempts they make to make you a number. I am not a number and I still occasionally post on Facebook. Why? To just make me feel better. To know that I’ve aged better. To know I’m not that pathetic. Note that like twitter there are a handful of people on there I’d class as close friends, very few. They’re the ones that don’t repeat their statuses, that don’t like gloating about that pretend career and most importantly don’t bore me
People are the same everywhere
Bull shit acronyms
To confuse only those full of self importance. Justification of their own self narcissism by trying to confuse those around as only they know and care about the rubbish they spout. All day we are surrounded by acronyms to support the self important. I’d go on but this rant is boring me even.
As rants go I could be here forever.
what a farce, to start I live within 25 mins of the olympic village and Im not a sports fan in the slightest (one of those alpha male type things, yes I know females compete but its the alpha thing I dont do). But the only time I feign interest in something to make me the slightest bit proud in the dreary country I abide goes wrong. I “bid” on 3 events of non descript interest in the slightest hope of getting a ticket and not a sausage. This farce transpires later that you need to bid on thousands of pounds worth so the highest bidder wins???!!?? you also have to pay for all the tickets you win??!!! so the main people to win have lots of excess credit on their barclaycard and barclays wank who make off the interest. Absolute elitist horseshit.
I shall be vetoing the olympics.